That Awkward Moment…
…you discover your cousin-by-marriage is a gay pornstar… True Story So, it’s Friday night. I’m sitting all alone in my flat, watching some docu’s on Discover Channel, drinking a beer and catching up on emails, when I go through this mail I happen to be on a mailing list for – of some scantily clad homosexual men… As I scroll down, my eye catches a glimpse of a familiar face… , I scroll back up, do a double take, think nah, think yes, think what the fuck… and then I realize that the hottie in the rather compromising position is none other than ******** *** - my cousin by marriage… who also happens to be married! The only thing to do next, is to google! And within a split second, my screen is filled with erotic photos of this so-called cousin of mine, having his toes sucked, receiving oral sex, and oh em gee – being ‘given’ a butt-plug… (if that is the correct term?) If this happened while I was driving, I would’ve rolled my car! So, first things first – I call my sister, who’s married t...
