That Awkward Moment…

…you discover your cousin-by-marriage is a gay pornstar… True Story

So, it’s Friday night. I’m sitting all alone in my flat, watching some docu’s on Discover Channel, drinking a beer and catching up on emails, when I go through this mail I happen to be on a mailing list for – of some scantily clad homosexual men…
As I scroll down, my eye catches a glimpse of a familiar face… , I scroll back up, do a double take, think nah, think yes, think what the fuck… and then I realize that the hottie in the rather compromising position is none other than ******** *** - my cousin by marriage… who also happens to be married!

The only thing to do next, is to google! And within a split second, my screen is filled with erotic photos of this so-called cousin of mine, having his toes sucked, receiving oral sex, and oh em gee – being ‘given’ a butt-plug… (if that is the correct term?)

If this happened while I was driving, I would’ve rolled my car!

So, first things first – I call my sister, who’s married to this guy’s blood cousin. (Remember, we’re cousin’s by marriage).

As I’m explaining this to her, I sort of hear a slight hesitation in her voice of “nah, he could never be…” – the next moment, she squeals out a high-pitched noise and nearly drops the phone – as she realizes that it’s ******** in the pictures!

Next moment, Skype with our parentals – who crack up laughing all the way out in Egypt… and then, of course, Facebook, Twitter and every social media network possible… Just not Pintrest, yet.

Anyway… if you must, inbox me – and I’ll send you his name! Gotta respect the oke’s privacy in SOME way or the other…

But ja, not every day you find out your HOT straight cousin, is actually a big fat pansy…in Porn!